Oh he was probably worried he was going to croak and wanted to go out witnessing ! Had he been a patient of mine i would have administered his spiritual food to him anally, rolled up.
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Wife gets mags while at work...
by Hecklerboy inmy wife is a nurse in the icu at our local hospital.
they had a witness guy in there last night.
she refused to take him as a patient because she can't stand witnesses .
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Re: memorial
by A Paduan in.
when all the wt anointed have died, will they keep having a memorial, where everyone comes and no one participates - and how accurate will that "channel of judgement" communication be with those judging from "heaven" ?
will they say that jesus actually returns invisibly then too ?
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Dr Jekyll
Realistically like the poor there will always be those attention seeking nutters that claim they are anointed.
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How many do you remember ?
by vitty in.
when you were in the borg how many scriptures did you know off by heart and could remember chapter and verse.. id say i could remember about 20, and they were the ones we would constantly use !
sad really after 20 years.
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Dr Jekyll
I wonder if remembering scripture and where they are is related to whether or not you have a penis, like map reading...
*laughs & hides*
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I need guidance!
by danionNoss inhi, sorry i am very new at writeing in forums.. i am trying to decide which route to go down.
i have been liveing in denial for very long.
i just recently have realized i might be gay.
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Dr Jekyll
i already have watchtower delived to my home
Oh no a real "Free home bible study" is much much worse, Witnesses will come around to your house and bore the tits off you for years and frankly i think the three of you deserve it. Now give me yer home addresses i have some old mates that want to talk to you.
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I need guidance!
by danionNoss inhi, sorry i am very new at writeing in forums.. i am trying to decide which route to go down.
i have been liveing in denial for very long.
i just recently have realized i might be gay.
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Dr Jekyll
i did not ever say that i was always a JW, now did i einstein?
No but to be a witness (like you claim) you would have to have studied with witnesses for a minimum of 6 months, gone through at least 2 books and been a regular publisher and you can only become a publisher if you know your stuff and if you knew your stuff you'd know we don't have Sunday schools.
Nice try though
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I need guidance!
by danionNoss inhi, sorry i am very new at writeing in forums.. i am trying to decide which route to go down.
i have been liveing in denial for very long.
i just recently have realized i might be gay.
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Dr Jekyll
Yeah yeah yeah, yer a bunch of college trolls out to take the piss outta inoffensive christian witnesses. Unfortunately for you this sites for Ex-witnesses. lol losers
Its just a shame we cant find out were you live, head over to watchtower.org and sign you lot up for "free home bible studies" with "real" witnesses round at your houses.
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I need guidance!
by danionNoss inhi, sorry i am very new at writeing in forums.. i am trying to decide which route to go down.
i have been liveing in denial for very long.
i just recently have realized i might be gay.
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Dr Jekyll
so have you never wondered what it would have been like to let that sunday school teacher try just one little felch with you?
hey, im just a nice, easy going former JW trying to help danionnos make a descision
If you were a former jw then you'd know that we dont have sunday schools. Gotcha ! lol
So come on what you doing hanging round a discussion board for dubs that have either left or got kicked out on their arses?
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I need guidance!
by danionNoss inhi, sorry i am very new at writeing in forums.. i am trying to decide which route to go down.
i have been liveing in denial for very long.
i just recently have realized i might be gay.
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Dr Jekyll
Two many "newbies" on this thread using non dub terms, I think we're being had.
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I need guidance!
by danionNoss inhi, sorry i am very new at writeing in forums.. i am trying to decide which route to go down.
i have been liveing in denial for very long.
i just recently have realized i might be gay.
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Dr Jekyll
Actually I am a huge bodybuilder. That is my passion. In fact that is the only thing that gets me excited.
Wait a sec, I'm smelling TWO trolls here...
IF you are genuine and the above quote is true are you on steroids? Steroids can really kill you're sex drive and that maybe your problem.
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I need guidance!
by danionNoss inhi, sorry i am very new at writeing in forums.. i am trying to decide which route to go down.
i have been liveing in denial for very long.
i just recently have realized i might be gay.
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Dr Jekyll
Just recently in an attempt to prove that I can do it I almost hired a a very attractive prostitute. I found I could not even do that.
Danion,
I can't help you with the rest of your post but this made bells ring. You are mixed up regarding your sexuality so you think you can sort it out with a prostitute?!?!
I once knew a girl who I'd been told was once a prostitute and to cut a long story short we ended up in bed. Now I liked her, she liked me and I pride myself on the fact that I like to think of myself as not being judgemental and I thought I wouldn't be bothered by her past.
Things were great up until she started making noises and then her past just came flooding back to me. I couldn't get the idea out of my head that in the past she'd probably faked these same noises with her clients and that she was probably doing so with me. I couldn't shake the idea that she was treating me and the whole experience as yet another "job" and I lost interest completely.
For *me* the whole sex with an (ex) prostitute was a major head f*ck and I can only imagine how someone like you with no sexual experience would probably be freaked out by it. If you want my two cents, don't do it.